Legal
TERMS
What this is
Brand My Dick is a satirical advertising platform. An illustrated 3D model with named zones. Users bid to place brand logos on those zones. It is parody, not endorsement.
Payments
Bids are deposits. Outbid users receive refunds. Duel contributions are non-refundable. All payments processed by Stripe.
Content
Logos are reviewed before appearing on the model. We reserve the right to reject any content. Individuals can request name-takedown.
18+ only
This site is intended for adults only. By confirming you are 18+, you accept full responsibility for your actions on this platform.