PUT YOUR RIVAL ON THE DICK.
You pay. Their logo sits on the canvas. Clicks go to you, with a Brand My Dick referral.
Pick Any of the 14 Spots
Choose from the Canonical Crown, Crown Back, the Shaft flanks, or the Base Nuts.
Roast Your Competitor
Enter your rival's name and domain to auto-fetch their logo, or upload your own image to stamp directly onto the 3D model.
Steal All Their Clicks
Their logo is on the model, but whenever anyone clicks it, they land directly on your website!
Auction & Outbid Rules
• Pay the full bid (100%): To secure any spot, pay 100% of the bid amount up front. For example, a $50 crown costs $50 to take immediately.
• Outbid War (Stay on the Shaft): You own the spot and capture all traffic for as long as you hold the highest bid. The next challenger must outbid you by at least $10 to knock your rival off and take the territory.
• Parody & Roast Inventory: Satirical roast placements on an illustrated 3D model. A logo placement is a competitive roast, not an official endorsement.