Brand My Dick Protocol
YOUR BRAND. ON THE DICK.
Nine spots. Live outbid. The head is the #1 ad unit on the internet, unfortunately.
How it works
• Nine zones on one illustrated 3D model.
• Highest bid owns the zone. 20% deposit, outbid anytime.
• Two brands can duel — left shaft vs right shaft.
• Every state is baked to an image on R2 so X can unfurl it.
Rules
• New bid must beat current by at least $10.
• Logo must be approved before your bid goes live.
• Duel money is spent, not refunded — prize is placement.
• One canonical illustrated model. No user genitals.
This is an 18+ roast product.
Satirical ad inventory on an illustrated model. Not porn. Still not for kids.
Satirical ad inventory on an illustrated model. Not affiliated with any brand shown.
Individuals can request name-takedown. Company logos are parody inventory.