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The Crown WatchRank #1
Nobody's been roasted here yet. The crown is empty.
Crown Floor$50
Roast the Crown ($50)How It Works
Put your competitor on the 3D model. All their clicks redirect to you.
When visitors rotate the model and click your rival's logo, they get sent directly to your website with a Brand My Dick referral.
Live Bidding · 14 of 14 spots open
THE AUCTION, LIVE.
Every spot shows its current top bid.
Spots from $5 back balls · $10 front balls · $20 back shaft · $30 front shaft · $30 flanks · $40 crown back · $50 crown.
| Spot | Size / Tier | Held by | Current bid | Action |
|---|---|---|---|---|
1 Crowncrown Face | XLCanonical Crown | Unclaimed spot | $50Floor reserve | Roast |
2 Crown Backcrown Face | LCrown Back | Unclaimed spot | $40Floor reserve | Roast |
3 Front Upfront Face | MShaft | Unclaimed spot | $30Floor reserve | Roast |
4 Front Lowfront Face | MShaft | Unclaimed spot | $30Floor reserve | Roast |
5 Left Upside Face | MShaft | Unclaimed spot | $30Floor reserve | Roast |
6 Left Lowside Face | MShaft | Unclaimed spot | $30Floor reserve | Roast |
7 Right Upside Face | MShaft | Unclaimed spot | $30Floor reserve | Roast |
8 Right Lowside Face | MShaft | Unclaimed spot | $30Floor reserve | Roast |
9 Back Upback Face | MShaft | Unclaimed spot | $20Floor reserve | Roast |
10 Back Lowback Face | MShaft | Unclaimed spot | $20Floor reserve | Roast |
11 Left Nutballs Face | SNuts | Unclaimed spot | $10Floor reserve | Roast |
12 Right Nutballs Face | SNuts | Unclaimed spot | $10Floor reserve | Roast |
13 Back Leftballs Face | SNuts | Unclaimed spot | $5Floor reserve | Roast |
14 Back Rightballs Face | SNuts | Unclaimed spot | $5Floor reserve | Roast |